Jurassic World
by Francis Friel
Synopsis:
Dinosaurs are boring. Let's make new dinosaurs. Can't go wrong, right?
Review:
Wrong. It turns bad immediately. Obviously. Ugh.
Read MoreAvengers: Age of Ultron
by Francis Friel
Synopsis:
Tony Stark creates an AI army, immediately regrets it. Banner and Romanoff are suddenly in love or something. Thor has a Vision. Steve Rogers does some stuff. Nick Fury. Hawkeye. Scarlet Witch. Quicksilver. Reunited and it feels so fucking loooooooong.
Read MoreThe Immigrant
by Francis Friel
Synopsis:
Marion Cotillard comes to Ellis Island from Poland with her sister, who is immediately quarantined on the island. Joaquin Phoenix (an actor and pimp) and Jeremy Renner (a fucking magician of all things) are the two weird assholes who offer her protection and help.
Read MoreHorns
by Francis Friel
Synopsis:
What if a guy had horns that could mind-control everybody? Could that guy be played by Daniel Radcliffe? What if Daniel Radcliffe had horns? Can we throw in a thing where the whole thing kicks off with a pretty white girl getting brutally raped and murdered? Can we then explore how this tragedy effects all the men in her life? Can one of those guys have horns?
Read MoreHigh Noon
by Francis Friel
Synopsis:
A town marshal, on his last day on the job before his wedding, has to face down a gang he put in jail years earlier. The rest of the town (including his own deputies) are a bunch of fucking chumps and refuse to help him. He has to go it alone. CAN HE DO IT??
Read More56 Up
by Francis Friel
Synopsis:
"In 1964 Grenada Television brought together a group of seven-year-olds from all over the country and from all walks of life. They talked about their dreams, their ambitions, and their fears for the future. For nearly half a century in a unique, ground-breaking series of films we have followed their lives every seven years. They are now 56."
- Michael Apted's opening narration.
Read MoreBranded
by Francis Friel
Synopsis:
An elite group of advertising executives is panicking because the fast food business is dropping since people are eating healthier. They get some dummy to create a reality show for them where an overweight teenage girl gets surgery to become thinner, then dies in the process.
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