by Jaime Davis

Have you seen Legally Blonde? Look, don’t get all bent out of shape. I know the title up there says February but I promise you I have a point. So, have you seen Legally Blonde? You have, right? There’s a nerdy oafy law school character in it played by someone named Osgood Perkins. Osgood! Perkins. Osgood Perkins played my second favorite character in Legally Blonde (my first fave is Bruiser, because.) Ok so anyway Osgood Perkins just so happens to be the son of Anthony Perkins, he of creepy Psycho fame. And Osgood Perkins also happens to be a director, and he made a scary movie called February.