Written by Michael Kennedy and Christopher Landon
Directed by Christopher Landon
Starring Vince Vaughn, Kathryn Newton, Misha Osherovich, Celeste O’Connor and Uriah Shelton
Running time: 1 hour and 42 minutes
MPAA rating: R for strong bloody horror violence, sexual content, and language throughout

by Audrey Callerstrom

It had been a while since I gave blood, so I forgot how it works. I was like “OK I guess I’ll go do this and be on my merry way, go home, make dinner, exercise, etc.” Did you know that they let you hold it? The bag of blood. It’s so warm! I went home, made dinner and found myself unable to do anything else. Your body needs to replenish the blood it has lost, so you must be a couch blob, drinking water, eating those crap mini Oreos (THE WORST OREO), waiting until you can get up without feeling faint. Once I realized that, I was like, fuck it, I’m going to spend $20 and sit here and watch Freaky. Give blood, get blood.