Directed by Wes Anderson (2018)
by Jaime Davis, The Fixer

Once upon a time, a Baby Jaime sat in an AMC multiplex in Philly. It was 2001, and your girl was straight munching on popcorn, Twizzlers, and Sprite, not a (real) care in the GD world. A junior in film school at this point, I thought my shit was pretty tight and right and I couldn't possiblyyyyyyy learn anything new about movies (omg, shameful). Anyway, Lil' Jaime was catching a screening of the recent blockbuster release Pearl Harbor, because, hey, I enjoy some Bayhem in my life every now and then and I don't gotta explain myself to nobody. (And really, who doesn't enjoy Michael Bay in small doses? Even if Michael Bay is like the Loki of Hollywoodland. Insert upside-down smiley emoji here).