Written and directed by Ken Roht
Starring Kevin Scott Richardson, Sharon Ferguson, Brandon Heitkamp and Diva Zappa
Running time: 1 hour and 16 minutes
Unrated, but contains graphic language, toothless sexual content, obnoxious drug use, cartoonish violence and instances of mild monsterism.

by Hunter Bush

“A Vampire Movie with No Stakes”

When a vampire kills the emcee of a popular strip club, the strippers set out to get revenge by surprising the vampire where he'd least expect it, picking up drugs from his dealer. That pretty-well sums up Vampire Burt's Serenade in a nutshell, though there is more than that going on. Much more. Some would say too much more. I am one of them.