by Rosalie Kicks!
Old Sport at Moviejawn

My Dearest Crispin:

My density has bought me to write this love letter.

The reasons are pretty obvious: your dancing moves*, your laugh*, your hair*, and your fondness of animals*. Oh HEY! remember that time when that director decided to create a SKIN MASK of your face and place it on another individual? So few of us can speak of an obsession that ran so deep. I'm sure this doesn't surprise you: We all desire to be YOU. People will travel to great lengths, but there can only be one Crispin Hellion Glover. Robert may have fooled the others, but he didn’t fool me. I know those piercing blue eyes anywhere. Now everyone is left believing you starred in a Trilogy and the other dude he takes credit for being YOU! Honestly, can you blame him? You’re a dreamboat.

Oh and let’s not forget you make MOVIES! You use actual FILM! (swoon) for you prefer not to* use that digital trash. And just like the great Lumiere brothers you travel the countryside with your film prints under your arm, sharing your non-commercialized art with us. Your ideas may seem taboo to old lady Hollywood… eh, F em’, those old birds don’t even deserve to hear you speak*. They can try to stop you, but just remember if you put your mind to it you can accomplish anything.

I lie awake at night hoping that one day I’ll have the privilege of attending one of your screenings and breathing the same air you do. The world needs more Crispin Hellion Glover and less propaganda, so stop slacking.

xo.

Rosalie Kicks

*Dancing Moves: Friday the 13th Part 3
*Laugh: Back to the Future, old George
*Hair: River’s Edge
*Fondness of Animals: Willard
*Preferring Not To: Bartleby
*Not saying a word: Charlie’s Angels