Directed by Gore Verbinski (2016)
by Rosalie Kicks, Old Sport

Dear Academy Award-winning Uncle Gore,

Hey! Thought I would drop ya a line while I am sitting in bumper to bumper traffic on California’s infamous 405. Your latest flick, A Cure for Wellness, really inspired me to take a little trip to Hollywood. Didn’t even worry about packing a grip, just hit the ground running right after the credits rolled. Gonna knock on some doors, slam my fist on a few tables and maybe knock some heads around. Old sport, I seriously can’t fathom it: these bozos gave you another chance. They gave you the honor of making a film.