by Rosalie Kicks!, Old Sport

I don’t work in the movie business. My current job has nothing to do with movies at all. The job’s main objective is only to: suck out my soul. At times, it makes me want to claw my eyes out. But then I remember without eyes I wouldn’t be able to watch movies. Without movies, there is no life. I’m not able to watch movies at work. Therefore, I can’t count on Cary Grant or Jimmy Stewart to save me from the horrors that is human resources. So I do the next best thing…I listen to You Must Remember This.