Welcome to this week’s installment of Can’t Care, Moviejawn’s weekly roundup of all the entertainment news we just can’t care about.

Rosalie Kicks!, Old Sport

I am sure it comes as no surprise that your favorite Old Sport CAN’T CARE about the Furious 8 movie. Fast cars, pumped up muscle men, ladies in scraps of fabric: NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. One of my dear friends even tried to convince me that it was just mindless entertainment that has you leaving the theater adrenaline-filled, ready to house an entire pizza and kick over trash cans. Meh.