Heyyyyy you guyssssss! Can’t Care is B-A-C-K-K-K-K-K! Did you miss us? BUT DID YOU MISS US? We think you did. This week’s addition throws shade at Hollywood’s latest reformations of the Joker and Chucky. Please to enjoy.
Read MoreWelcome to this week’s installment of Can’t Care, Moviejawn’s weekly roundup of all the entertainment news we just can’t care about. This week we dissect Damien Chazelle's polarizing awards darling, La La Land.
Read MoreWelcome to this week’s installment of Can’t Care, Moviejawn’s weekly roundup of all the entertainment news we just can’t care about. This week it's all about the Golden Globes which is an actual awards ceremony actually happening this actual weekend.
Read MoreWelcome to this week’s installment of Can’t Care, Moviejawn’s weekly roundup of all the entertainment news we just can’t care about. In this special edition, we focus our gaze on Jeremy Renner and all his general vanilla-ness. MJ crew members offer their take on how Renner became, like, a thing in Hollywood.
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In this special edition of Can't Care we're saying NO to a few choice movie trailers.
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Jaime Davis, The Fixer
Brad and Angelina...Bangelina...Brange...Brangelina...Jolie-Pitt...J-Pitt...Mr. & Mrs. Smith...blah blah blabbity blah...
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Francis Friel, The Projectionist
Uh this literally looks like a picture of the Godzilla toy I had when I was six. In fact when I first saw this online I had a borderline dissociative episode and thought someone had photoshopped my toy onto some terrified people running across the lawn of the Others City from season three of LOST. What?
Read MoreWelcome to this week’s installment of Can’t Care, Moviejawn’s weekly roundup of all the entertainment news we just can’t care about.
In this special edition of Can't Care we're saying NO to a few choice movie trailers.
Read MoreWelcome to this week’s installment of Can’t Care, Moviejawn’s weekly roundup of all the entertainment news we just can’t care about.
Francis Friel, The Projectionist
Know what I can't fucking care about I'll tell you I can't fucking care about these fucker movie websites and critics who can't even be bothered to get the simplest of hecking facts checked like this week some dork on a shitty website made an offhand comment about how POWDER was directed by Tim Burton which it fucking WASN'T
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Francis Friel, The Projectionist
Lions and witches and wardrobes, oh shit! They're bringing back that Narnia hit!
These weak-as-hell movies that made tons of money
But I'm here to report that I can't care, honey.
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Rosalie Kicks!, Old Sport
Surprise, that old sport Clint Eastwood has officially lost his mind. My guess: It was scooped out by aliens with an ice cream scoop and replaced with some type of weird alien technology. That must be it! I’m sure everyone is going to be running out the door to see Sully now, Clint. It is good you used those IMAX cameras on a film no one is going to see. Way to go old sport! The only reason a “person” would see this movie: alien mind control. Best put on your foil helmets guys, they are coming.
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Francis Friel, The Projectionist
I hope everyone is sitting down. I have some bad news. In fact, it's terrible news. Tragic. 2016 has already been a rough year. We lost Bowie, Prince, Rickman, Cranston, Morrissey, and now we're getting the news that I think is gonna rock Hollywood to the core. That big ugly sign is gonna come crumbling down the mountain (she'll be crumbling down the mountain when she comes).
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Francis Friel, The Projectionist
Tom Hiddleston looks like a big British foot and has the eyes of a serial killer and I therefore can't care about his dumb SKULL ISLAND movie.
He's boring when he's doing gymnastics through a kaleidoscope in HIGH-RISE FULL OF DORKS, he's dumb as a lanky whiny vampire in ONLY DORKS LEFT ALIVE, he's British as that guy with the giant bug costume in THOR: THE DORK WORLD...now he's gonna fight King Kong. Or catch him. Or train him. Or sic him on an island full of skulls. Who cares? Who even CAN care? Not me.
Welcome to this week’s installment of Can’t Care, Moviejawn’s weekly roundup of all the entertainment news we just can’t care about.
Rosalie Kicks!, Old Sport
So The Infiltrator starring the Power Ranger dude, opens Wednesday. Has anyone even heard about this thing? You haven’t? Well, good…cause guys, can’t care.
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Francis Friel, The Projectionist
Well-met, friends. Wanna know what I can't care about?
Darth Vader. In any flavor.
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Rosalie Kicks!, Old Sport
I am sure it comes as no surprise that your favorite Old Sport CAN’T CARE about the Furious 8 movie. Fast cars, pumped up muscle men, ladies in scraps of fabric: NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. One of my dear friends even tried to convince me that it was just mindless entertainment that has you leaving the theater adrenaline-filled, ready to house an entire pizza and kick over trash cans. Meh.
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Francis Friel, The Projectionist
Hello again and welcome back to Mel Gibson, Hollywood Maverick, Continues To Divebomb Into Cinema Obscurity, A Free-Flowing Adventure of Eternal Recurrence.
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Francis Friel, The Projectionist
I always wanted to be a part of something. Like a social group or a community. Or a club. Or a GANG.
Starting Moviejawn last year felt like I finally belonged to something. And getting the Inner Circle onboard quickly solidified my dreams. And now that we are the World-Dominating Super Power that we are it is time to come clean and completely undo all of that goodwill.
Welcome to this week’s installment of Can’t Care, Moviejawn’s weekly roundup of all the entertainment news we just can’t care about.
Rosalie Kicks!, Old Sport
Doc Hollywood has diagnosed all of us with amnesia. I guess I concur.
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