Welcome to this week’s installment of Can’t Care, Moviejawn’s weekly roundup of all the entertainment news we just can’t care about.

Francis Friel, The Projectionist

Friends. Disney made a billion dollars this year. Isn't that great? Aren't you so proud of them? Aren't you so happy that we've successfully evolved past being excited for movies to come out, going to see them, talking about them with our friends, maybe even, if we have such an outlet, writing about them? We don't need that old way of enjoying things anymore! Now we can get excited about when Giant Devil-Worshipping Conglomerates announce how much fuckin' money they made! And how they utterly FUCKED Universal on how fast they were able to do it! Aren't you excited?? Don't you just... CARE??