Welcome to this week’s installment of Can’t Care, Moviejawn’s weekly roundup of all the entertainment news we just can’t care about. And check the end of this post for our March issue raffle winner!

Francis Friel, The Projectionist

Look. I've lived in North Carolina for a little over two years now. And you know what everybody talks about? Nonstop? How they shoot movies here. And Atlanta. Place is fucking crawling with film crews. It's a huge deal. So I gotta say I can't care that Fox and Turner are threatening to pull their productions from the state in reaction to the bizarre anti-LGBT legislation that was recently passed by the governor, Giant Fuckface McCrory. They're "threatening," huh? How nice of you, Hollywood. Thanks. When do you plan to actually put this threat into motion? Certainly you're not halting production on anything. In fact it was made clear that Turner is continuing to shoot whatever their dumb crap is (a tv show called Good Behavior) and won't even start looking for a new home for the show until the full season is wrapped. Guys. These studios are full of shit. They shoot here because it is CHEAP AS FUCK. They will make headlines. They will appear to be on the side of the LGBT community and supporters. But they are a business. One of the biggest businesses in the world. And they are not going to give up the outrageous tax breaks and diverse locations just to be nice to their employees. Hollywood's taking a stand? Threatening a boycott? I doubt it. Sincerely. Prove me wrong, Clowns. PLEASE.